Anyway, I saw this one ad, like literally *screaming* “Versace Versace Women’s Pink Cat-Eye Sunglasses VE4450-541787-60 after 15% coupon Special Price $67.99 82% Off Quick View Buy Now .” Okay, deep breath. 82% off?! That’s… insane. Usually, that screams “fake” or “something’s horribly wrong.” But, you know, maybe they’re just trying to clear out old stock? I dunno, I’m always skeptical. Pink cat-eye though? Hmmm. Not really my style, but for $67.99… you gotta at least *consider* it, right? Maybe I could pull it off with a really, really good outfit?
Then I saw something from Sunglass Hut. They’re like, “Versace is distinguished by its strength of character, innovative use of new, unexpected materials and styles.” Whoa there, Sunglass Hut, are we talking about sunglasses or a philosophical treatise? Strength of character? From *sunglasses*? Okay, maybe I’m being too harsh. They’re probably just trying to sound fancy. But still, gotta admit, Versace *does* have a certain…*something*. That Medusa head is kinda iconic, even if it is a little extra.
And then there’s Versace themselves, talking about “Men’s Luxury and Designer Sunglasses” and confirming my location is South Africa. Wait, South Africa? I’m not in South Africa. See, this is the kind of thing that makes me distrust the internet. Are they lying to me? Or are they just REALLY bad at geolocation? Maybe I need to clear my cookies or something.
Oh, and THEN there’s some “SPECIAL SALE TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR EMPLOYEES” thing for Capri Holdings employees. That’s completely irrelevant to me! Why is that even in the same search results? Google, you’re messing with me.
