Anyway, Versace online shop…that’s what we’re talking about, I guess? Sorta. Sephora’s online shop, actually, that *sells* Versace. Which is a distinction, I guess? Or maybe I’m overthinking this. Probably.
So, listen, Versace perfume. It’s, like, iconic, right? I remember my older sister, back in the day, drowning herself in Bright Crystal. The whole house smelled like pink grapefruit and, well, *Versace*. It was…a lot. But hey, she smelled good, kinda loud, but good. I always thought Versace was, like, super bougie and out of my price range, but maybe Sephora having it makes it, you know, more…accessible? I don’t know. Maybe I’m deluding myself. I definitely can’t afford a whole bottle of Dreamer, that’s for sure. Maybe a travel size, if I’m feeling particularly flush.
The thing is, I’m always kinda scared of buying perfume online. You can’t *smell* it, duh. So you’re just going off of, like, the description and hoping you don’t end up smelling like your grandma’s powder room. And let’s be honest, perfume descriptions are usually, like, total BS. “A symphony of intoxicating florals and woody undertones that evoke the sun-drenched fields of Tuscany…” Yeah, okay. More like “smells vaguely of flowers and something kinda earthy”.
But hey, free shipping and samples? That’s kinda tempting. Maybe I’ll just, like, browse the Sephora website and see what they got. Maybe I’ll even order a sample. No promises, tho. I’m easily distracted by shiny things. And, you know, there’s always the threat of ending up smelling like my grandma’s powder room. Decisions, decisions…
