First off, let’s get one thing clear: the Trinity ring is *iconic*. Designed way back in 1924 by Louis Cartier himself, it’s basically the “OG” three-band ring. We’re talking a serious flex of history here, folks. It’s *the* signature design, ya know?
Now, you’ll see all kinds of versions kicking around. There’s the “small model, paved” (whatever “paved” *actually* means…diamonds maybe? I dunno, I’m not a jeweler!), then the classic model, the half something or other… and then the large model in all those golds (white, rose, yellow, the whole shabang). Honestly, navigating all the options can feel like trying to understand quantum physics. Seriously.
And the sizes! Don’t even get me started. They give you a width measurement (like 4.4 mm for a size 52), but then they throw in this disclaimer about how the carat weight, stone count, and *product dimensions* will change depending on the size you order. Like, thanks for the info, Cartier, but it’s still kinda vague, isn’t it? I mean, what’s the difference gonna BE? A smidge? A whole noticeable chunk?
Where to actually *buy* the thing is another story. They want you to call 1-800-227-8437, which feels kinda… old school. Like, who makes phone calls anymore? You can “Find in Boutique,” which I assume means go to a physical store. Or, get this, “Contact an ambassador.” Sounds fancy! And there’s even a “Book an…” what? An appointment? A consultation? The sentence just… stops. Grammar police are having a field day, I tell ya.
Oh, and you can “Share Share,” which…is that a typo? Are we sharing it twice, or what? I’m genuinely confused.
And Ref. numbers! They throw those in there, like B4241900 or N4778100. I guess that’s helpful for specifying *exactly* which ring you want, but it just feels like more to keep track of. My brain hurts already.
Finally, there’s the “Gift Wrapping” option. Okay, cool, that’s nice. I *would* expect gift wrapping for a ring that probably costs as much as my car.
