First off, you’ve got the *real* Burberry dog gear. We’re talking fancy schmancy harnesses and collars with that classic plaid, the embossed plates, the whole shebang. It’s supposed to be, like, *the* status symbol for your pampered pooch. But, dang, it’s pricey! We’re talking enough to make your wallet weep.
Then, you get into the weird world of… “alternatives.” I saw this listing for a “Fake Big Dog Chain Leash, Funny Dog Leash.” Seriously? A *fake* chain leash? And it’s for, like, Chihuahuas and Poodles? The description is all like, “Imitates Iron Chains.” Okay, so it’s basically a plastic toy pretending to be tough? Honestly, I’m picturing a tiny dog tripping over this giant fake chain and, well, it’s more comical than fashionable. I think I’d rather have a neon pink leash, tbh.
And then you have the slightly-less-obviously-fake Burberry stuff. The ones that *look* kinda like the real deal, but are probably made in someone’s basement (no offense to anyone making dog leashes in their basement!). They probably use a slightly-off plaid, or the buckle feels kinda flimsy, or the “leather” feels suspiciously plasticky. It’s a gamble.
Okay, so here’s my take: I get wanting your dog to look cute. I really do. My own dog, Sparky, has a little bandana collection that’s probably bigger than my own wardrobe. But is it really necessary to get a *fake* Burberry leash? I mean, are other dogs even gonna know it’s Burberry? They’re probably more interested in sniffing each other’s butts, let’s be real.
Personally, I’d rather spend my money on a good quality, durable leash that’s actually going to keep Sparky safe on our walks. Maybe something with reflective stitching, or a comfy handle, or even just a cool pattern that *isn’t* trying to be something it’s not. Plus, supporting smaller businesses is cool, right? There are tons of artisans out there making awesome dog gear.
And honestly? I think Sparky looks just as adorable rocking a plain ol’ blue leash as he would with a fake-y Burberry one. It’s all about the love, right? And maybe a few extra treats. Definitely extra treats.
