First off, there’s the Tag Heuer Connected 2020. Okay, $1800?! Woah. That’s, uh, that’s a mortgage payment for some people. I mean, it *looks* nice, I guess? I saw it described as beautiful, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that jazz. It’s a Tag Heuer, so you’re paying for the name, let’s be real. Are its functions really good? I just don’t think its worth it.
Then you get into the more, shall we say, *affordable* end of the spectrum. Swiss+go? I’ve seen ’em pop up. They’ve got a bunch of models like the Zurich, Koniz, and even one called Zermatt X. I gotta say, the Zermatt X *sounds* kinda cool, like something James Bond would use on a ski trip. (Except Bond probably has an Omega, not a Swiss+go, but you get the idea).
They seem to be pushing these as stylish and functional. And hey, for under 70 bucks (and some even cheaper with discounts!), maybe they are. But are they *Swiss* Swiss? Like, are they actually *made* in Switzerland, or just…inspired by Switzerland? This is what I’m trying to figure out, and I’m honestly not sure.
And then you have places like Smartwatche zegarki, which are like, smartwatch shops. They probably carry everything from the Tag Heuer down to… well, whatever the cheapest option is. I feel like I need to go there, but honestly, I don’t have the time.
Honestly, the whole Swiss smartwatch thing is a bit of a mixed bag. You’ve got the high-end luxury pieces that are basically status symbols with extra features, and then you’ve got the budget-friendly options that *might* be decent, but probably won’t blow your socks off.
And where does Swiss+Code fit into all this? Apparently, they do accessories with “the best quality materials.” So, maybe watch straps or something? The text talks about recurring payments, which makes me think it might be a subscription service.
What I really want to know is: can you yodel into these things? Like, is there a Swiss-specific app for that? Because *that* would be a game-changer.