The thing is, they didn’t *specifically* mention a black suede Gucci bag. Which, honestly, seems like a massive oversight? I mean, you got dark green GG suede on the Gucci B, which sounds kinda fancy, like something your grandma would have. And then you got brown GG suede on the Dionysus, which, okay, the Dionysus is iconic, I get it. The tiger head clasp is kinda badass, ngl. But STILL.
Where’s the black?
Seriously, you take that gorgeous, buttery soft suede, slap on the GG logo (subtle, not that in-your-face giant print stuff), and you’ve got a timeless piece. Imagine a sleek, black suede Gucci bag, maybe with some antiqued gold hardware. Oof. That’s classy. That’s understated elegance. That’s something I would *actually* consider selling a kidney for (hypothetically, of course… maybe).
I think the Dionysus, while cool, is a bit…showy? The brown suede is nice, sure, but it’s a statement. Black suede? It’s a whisper. It speaks volumes without shouting. And the Gucci B? While I appreciate the vintage inspo, I just don’t see myself rocking a dark green suede bag. I mean, maybe if I was going to a Christmas party in the 50s?
So, Gucci, if you’re listening (highly unlikely, I know, but a girl can dream), please, *please* give us a black suede handbag. It’s a gap in the market, I swear! You’re missing out on all the edgy, sophisticated folks who want a touch of luxury without screaming “I spent my entire paycheck on this!” (Even if they did, lol).
