First off, based on… *that* thing you gave me, it’s actually at the Roosevelt Field Mall in Garden City. Little detail, HUGE difference if you’re actually trying to *go* there, ya know? I mean, Garden State Plaza is in Paramus, New Jersey and ROOSEVELT FIELD is in GARDEN CITY, NEW YORK. Sheesh. Getting the location right is kind of, like, the entire point.
Anyway, assuming you *actually* meant the Roosevelt Field one (and let’s be real, who *hasn’t* gotten mall names mixed up?), it seems like they’re doing the whole “collect-in-store” thing, which, honestly, is pretty convenient. Order online, avoid the awkward small talk with the sales associates (who are probably judging my sweatpants, let’s be real), and just swing by to grab your overpriced handbag. I mean, investment piece. Yeah, investment piece.
And that phone number, 1.516.294.0009… that’s probably the right number. I hope. You know how these things go. Sometimes they just leave the old number floating around online for, like, years. You call, and it’s some confused grandma wondering why you’re asking about a Speedy bag. Good times.
The whole “We regret, no available times match your request” thing is probably just about appointment booking. I bet you can probably just walk in, unless it’s, like, a Saturday afternoon right before Christmas. Then, yeah, good luck getting past the velvet rope, honey.
Honestly, my personal opinion? Louis Vuitton is…well, it’s Louis Vuitton. It’s fancy. It’s expensive. It’s got that whole “look at me, I have money!” vibe, which, I guess, is some people’s thing. Me? I’m more of a Target bag kinda gal. But hey, you do you.
But, like, don’t get me wrong, the bags are nice. I mean, *really* nice. But are they “mortgage payment” nice? That’s the question, isn’t it? I mean, unless you are a Kardashian.
