They’ve got everything, obvi. Dresses, bags, shoes… even, like, *fashion jewelry*. I always wonder who actually buys that stuff? Is it, like, real gold or just super-shiny plated stuff? I guess if you’re rolling in Versace money, it probably doesn’t matter, haha.
And the dresses? OMG, the dresses. They’re perfect for “cocktails and chic get-togethers” apparently. As if *I* ever go to those. But hey, if I *did*, you can bet I’d be rocking some kinda Versace number. Probably something ridiculously over-the-top, ’cause, well, that’s Versace, innit?
Then there’s the whole “Pre-Order” thing. They keep saying “Versace will…” but never actually say *what* they will do! Maybe it’s a secret? Or maybe they just forgot to finish the sentence? Either way, it’s a little sus.
Oh, and the men’s stuff! We can’t forget the fellas. It started way back in ’78 with Gianni, and he basically invented the whole “confident” and “feminine” style, even for guys, which is kinda iconic when you think about it. Like, he wasn’t afraid to throw some color around, which is more than I can say for my own wardrobe which is basically 50 shades of black, lol.
