Lyst.com seems to be where the party’s at, boasting up to 85% off. 85 PERCENT! That’s practically stealing, right? Okay, maybe not *actually* stealing, because, you know, laws and stuff. But still…a major score!
They’re specifically pushing the Medusa bags, and crossbody bags. Medusa, huh? Kinda fierce. Makes you feel like you could turn anyone who gives you a side-eye into stone. I’m into it. Although, gotta admit, sometimes I wonder if I could actually *pull off* a Medusa bag. I’m more of a…jeans and t-shirt kinda gal. But hey, a girl can dream, right?
And the crossbody? Practical! Finally, a designer bag I can actually *use* without fear of accidentally dropping it in the puddle of questionable liquid outside the bodega. We’ve all been there, don’t lie.
Now, the prices. They start at $340 for the Medusa ones, and $560 for the crossbody. Oof. Okay, “clearance” is a relative term, I guess. Still, compared to the usual Versace price tag, that’s practically pennies! I mean, you could probably skip, like, three weeks of lattes and have enough. Or, you know, sell that kidney you’re not using. (Just kidding! Don’t sell your organs, kids.)
The best part? FREE SHIPPING AND RETURNS! Hallelujah! Because let’s be real, online shopping is a gamble. What looks amazing on the model might make you look like you’re wearing a trash bag. So the return policy is a lifesaver.
Honestly, though, with “widest selection of New Season & Sale,” it sounds a little too good to be true, doesn’t it? I’m always skeptical when I see that kind of claim. Like, are they *really* new season? Or are they just trying to unload last year’s leftovers? Maybe I’m just a cynical New Yorker.
But hey, what’s the harm in browsing? I mean, even if I don’t buy anything, looking at pretty Versace bags is a much better use of my time than, say, doing laundry. Or filing taxes. (Shudders).
