I was, like, just browsing Lyst (because, honestly, who isn’t browsing Lyst these days?) and BAM! Versace *everything*. Boxers for days. Hoodies for, well, slightly fewer days, but still, a respectable number. And apparently, a whole freakin’ Spring Summer 2023 collection is up for grabs. Talk about tempting!
First off, the boxers. 508 items! That’s insane! From $54? Dude, you could practically re-wallpaper your apartment with Versace boxers for the price of actual wallpaper. Okay, maybe not *literally*. But you get the point. And the hoodies? Starting at $348. Okay, that’s a bit more like “maybe I’ll just admire from afar.” I mean, I *could* buy it, but then I’d be eating ramen for a month. Decisions, decisions…
And the “Free Shipping & Returns available” thing? That’s, like, the universe whispering sweet nothings in your ear, telling you it’s okay to splurge. It’s basically enabling my inner shopaholic. Thanks, universe. (But also, thanks for the returns policy, just in case I, uh, get carried away.)
What I find kinda funny is that Versace will give an estimated shipping date for pre-orders, but “subject to change”. Subject to what? A random act of fashion gods? A rogue shipment of Medusa heads holding up the boats? Who knows! It’s the mystery that makes it exciting, I guess.
Speaking of, that whole “Versace is the eponymous label from the designer of the…” thing? That’s just a fancy way of saying it’s the brand named after the dude who started it all. Like, duh. Sometimes these write-ups feel like they’re trying too hard, ya know?
Honestly, the whole thing is a bit overwhelming. Like, where do you even start? The sheer volume of stuff is enough to give you a headache. But a stylish headache, you know? A headache that screams, “I have excellent taste, even if I’m broke now!”
