“[Versace Sales —-Check out Versace Seasonal Sales for Women, Men and Children. Find your perfect look and shop on the Versace Official Online Store. . When a customer makes a Pre-Order, Versace .]”
Okay, cool, seasonal sales. But that doesn’t *exactly* scream “outlet” to me, ya know? It’s more like… they’re having a sale. Which, fine, sales are good! No complaints there. Everyone loves a good deal on some fancy footwear. Especially Versace, let’s be real, those shoes ain’t cheap. You’re basically buying art for your feet. Or, at least, *I* think so. My mom, she calls them “gaudy,” lol.
Then I saw this:
“[VERSACE CANADA —-Boutique officielle en ligne VERSACE : une sélection exclusive de prêt-à-porter, chaussures, accessoires Femme et Homme et le monde iconique de VERSACE Home. CONFIRMER .]”
Canada, eh? “Boutique officielle en ligne…” So, official online boutique. Again, not really an outlet vibe. And plus, *my* French is rusty, but I’m pretty sure “boutique” means, like, fancy store? Not exactly a discount dumping ground. Although, maybe they have a secret Canadian outlet section? A girl can dream!
And then this popped up:
“[All Shoes —-Check out Versace Seasonal Sales for Women, Men and Children. Find your perfect look and shop on the Versace Official Online Store. . When a customer makes a Pre-Order, Versace will provide an estimated shipping date, which .]”
“All Shoes” – okay, ambitious! Again, with the “seasonal sales” thing. And the pre-orders? Sounds kinda… exclusive? Like you’re ordering a shoe *before* it even exists? I don’t know, seems like more hassle than outlet shopping usually is. Outlets are supposed to be, like, *bang*, there’s the shoe, heavily discounted, take it or leave it. Not this whole pre-order song and dance.