First off, I saw this thing online about Zoom Optics in Sydney. Seems legit, right? “Same Day Fitting for Prescription Lenses” – sounds fancy, maybe a little *too* fancy for “cheap” Versace, but hey, worth a look if you’re actually *in* Sydney and need those peepers of yours corrected. Plus, convenience is king, or queen, or whatever. I mean, who has time to wait around for glasses these days? Not me, that’s for sure.
BUT. (And this is a big but, like JLo’s but, but for Versace… you get the idea). If you’re *not* chilling down under, then Zoom Optics might be a bust. Don’t fret! The internet is a vast and wondrous wasteland of deals (and scams, gotta be careful!).
Then there’s this other bit I stumbled across: “Women’s Versace Sunglasses —-Browse our collection of Versace Sunglasses for Women with up to 70% off…” 70% OFF?! Okay, now we’re talking. That’s practically stealing, right? (Disclaimer: don’t actually steal, that’s bad). Free shipping over $89? Even better. Seems like this thing is running ’til Jan 2nd with an EXTRA 25% OFF. I think that’s a steal.
See, here’s my thing: you gotta be smart about this. Don’t just jump at the first “Versace Sunglasses Cheap!” ad you see. Google around, compare prices. Read those teeny-tiny words at the bottom of the webpage that nobody ever reads. You know, the ones that say “may not be actual Versace” or “batteries not included” or, worse yet, “you’ve been bamboozled!” (Okay, maybe they don’t actually say that last one, but they *should*).
My personal opinion? Outlet stores are your best bet. You might have to dig a little, sift through the, uh, “less desirable” styles, but you can sometimes find some seriously discounted Versace shades. And you know they’re legit, which is a huge plus. Nobody wants fake Versace, that’s just embarrassing.
And listen, even if you *don’t* find a screaming deal, remember this: look for classic styles. The really trendy, over-the-top Versace sunglasses might be cool now, but they’ll look dated faster than you can say “Donatella.” Go for something timeless, something that’ll still look good even if your credit card bill makes you cry a little.
Oh, and one last thing: If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. Seriously. Use your common sense. A $20 pair of Versace sunglasses? Yeah, no. Run. Run far, far away.
