I saw some stuff online, like, one site (I think it was some online retailer, maybe Nordstroms or somethin’?) talkin’ about Versace Embroidered Medusa Swim Trunks for, like, five hundred and somethin’ bucks. Five-freakin’-hundred! For swim trunks! I mean, come ON! Unless they’re made of spun gold and blessed by Donatella herself, I’m gonna pass. My grocery budget could use that money!
Then, I saw another ad, screaming about “Versace Swim Trunks − Sale: up to −70%”. Now, *that* gets my attention. 70% off? Suddenly, we’re talkin’. But here’s the thing, with those kinds of sales, the original price is probably outta this world to begin with, so even with 70% off, you’re still probably lookin’ at somethin’ that’ll make your wallet weep.
And, like, “82 models”! Who needs 82 different pairs of Versace swim trunks? Seriously? I mean, unless you’re, like, a professional swimwear model or somethin’, I just don’t get it. Maybe some influencer needs that many, I dunno.
Honestly, my advice? Don’t get too hung up on the “Versace” label. Unless you’re trying to impress someone at the beach who’s *really* into designer swimwear (and honestly, who are these people?), you can find perfectly decent, good-lookin’ swim trunks for way less. Think about it: you’re gonna be swimmin’ in ’em, probably spillin’ sunscreen on ’em, maybe even gettin’ a little sand stuck in the lining. Do you *really* want to be doin’ all that to a five-hundred-dollar pair of trunks? I sure don’t!
