I saw this blurb online – total ad vibes, obvi – about Versace robes on sale. “90 items on sale from $368,” it said. Ummm, okay. $368 is *on sale*? My bank account just whimpered a little. And it was all about *men’s* robes, which, like, where’s the fairness?
So, finding a *women’s* Versace robe that’s actually, truly *cheap*? That’s gonna be a mission, I think. You might get lucky digging through the sales racks at like, Saks OFF 5th or something. Or maybe thrifting? Omg, the possibilities! But even then, you’re probably talking about a *pre-owned* Versace robe. Which, honestly, could be kinda cool! Imagine the stories that robe could tell!
But let’s be real, a *brand new*, legitimately *cheap* Versace robe for women? I’m calling BS on that one. It’s like searching for a unicorn that pays your rent.
Maybe…and this is a big maybe…you could find a *Versace-inspired* robe? Like a robe that *looks* Versace-ish, but it’s made by a different brand. You know, the kind of thing you see on Shein or whatever. But then, is it *really* a Versace robe? I dunno, feels a bit like cheating.
Honestly, I’d rather save up and actually buy the real deal, even if it takes like, a year. That way, you know it’s legit, and you can strut around feeling like the queen you are. You deserve it, girl!
